Thursdays SUCK!
The copy machine wasn't printing properly and my quiz papers had this huge faded line straight down the middle! :( I figured I'd just put the document on the LCD projector and students could refer to it and fill in anything they couldn't see. I thought wrong.
Let me paint you a picture.
About 4 students entered on time. I reminded them that they had a quiz today and should get started with the first up and then study/review quietly.
About 10 minutes into the class someone knocks on the door. Its two students that are usually late. It was obvious that they had been eating something. I asked why they were late and they said we were taking care of something. I let them past and as this one girl walks by she blows her stank ass breath right in my face. She's lucky I didnt choke her up right at the door. I just remarked that what she had done was nasty and inappropriate.
After several more students came in LATE talking about some stupid fight that had just occurred I was like you arent being quizzed on the fight get quiet and get your work done because you have a quiz. They finally got quiet to a degree. Some had their phones out and ipods and music playing and I was like desks need to be cleared, phones away, music OFF.
I passed out the papers and the nasty breath chic was like I dont have a pencil. I'm thinking then how the hell did you do the first up? I got her a pencil. There were complaints and grumbles about the quality of the quiz. I explained that I knew it was crappy but I had no control over the machine and its ability to print properly. But I told them they could refer to the screen to ensure they could read it legibly. Of course that was too much for them and I got complaints and comments. I'm not doing this, I dont understand this, thats too hard. etc. We finally got it together and I was like ok NO TALKING during the quiz. Raise your hand if you have a question.
Who just starts talking out loud and not to anyone in particular? Stank breath chic. She was talking to herself and I was like please stop talking. She said my grandma said that the best person to talk to is myself. So I said well talk to yourself inside your head so no one else can hear you. She kept on commenting and I reminded her she needed to stop. Then I hear OOOOOPPPPPS....and then a pencil breaks. She was like I broke my pencil, all loud, I need a pencil sharpner. I ignored her at first because I knew she did it on purpose. She got loud with me and was like I need a pencil sharpner. I was like why are you yelling at me? She got smart and I was like why are you YELLING AT ME? AM I YELLING AT YOU?!?! I went and got the pencil sharpner and put it on the counter and said there it is if you need it. She was like if I have to get up to get it then I dont want it i'll just use a pen. I was like what? she had a pen all this time why the hell didnt she just use it to myself. Another student got up and got the sharpner for her and Stank breath and stank attitude just knocked it on the floor. The other student was like why are you going to break her pencil sharpner and make a mess after I got it for you?
Some time passed and she was drawing in the text book. I asked her to stop, she didnt I walked over to her table and she turned away to block me from stopping her. I took the book and she started to draw on the table. I was like get paper if you want to doodle. She said Its boring drawing on paper. I was like well drawing in the book or on the table is defacing the school's property and is unacceptable. She didnt stop and I was like stop doing that.. she was like the pen isnt even opened Im not writing on the desk. I let the book in my hand drop back down on the table. She was like ouch it scratched me dont thow the book at me. I was like HAHA you are so funny. I didnt throw it I just let go of it.
She kept going on with things while the rest of the class was taking the quiz so I told her to leave. She said no. I was like you need to get out of my class. Finally I had enough and was like you should call your grandma so I can tell her you are acting like a "Bee". She was like you are the bitch. I was like excuse me that is inappropriate language. She still wouldn't leave. She cursed me out some more and I was like all jokes aside you need to go now because I will not have you curse me out and call me out of my name after you've been disruptive and disrespectful. I called the vp but her cell phone was turned off. I called the office and they radioed the vp for me. She showed up and asked the student to leave. Stank attitude and breath refused to get up. So the vp left and came back with the school police. The school police asked her to go and she still refused. He came over to ask again and she snatched away from him and got up. As she walked out the door is pushed a bunch of papers and trays off my desk and ripped some papers off my walls and was like who's a bitch now.
Well as I thought initially SHE would be the B then and now. LOL
I called her grandparents and talked to them about the situation and invited them to come to a conf. Friday.
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